a time capsule for later

my life is audrey

11 Signs You’re Not Into Someone

  1. To start with the obvious, I avoid hanging out with them.
  2. If I do hang out with them, I sometimes zone out during the conversation.
  3. In addition to zoning out, I usually don’t look at that person in the eye.
  4. That someone and I will rarely be alone.
  5. That someone will never hear me explain my quirks.
  6. Nor will that someone hear my honest and embarrassingly loud laugh.
  7. I am polite (in a distant sort of way).
  8. I get rather quiet if that person is hanging out with me and my friends. 
  9. That person doesn’t get to see my tea and nail polish collections. Haha.
  10. Of course, I wouldn’t do any sort of aegyo around that person.
  11. Rather obvious, but I wouldn’t call. 

All of this sounds rather obvious … Hmph.

  1. oddrie posted this